a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.
by brotime July 27, 2010
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Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
by Casuarina June 13, 2009
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An insecure guy who goes to the gym every day, but only works upper-body. Constantly asks you what your bench press is to make himself feel better about himself.
by week3hoh June 20, 2018
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Get the buff beach broccoli mug.When the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.
GUY1: did you hear about Rob
GUY2: no, why what happend?
GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths
GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/
GUY1: Nope :(
GUY2: no, why what happend?
GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths
GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/
GUY1: Nope :(
by ARMO XD October 2, 2011
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