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beach brownie
A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
beach brownie by Casuarina June 13, 2009
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Brown Breach
When the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.
GUY1: did you hear about Rob
GUY2: no, why what happend?
GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths
GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/
GUY1: Nope :(
GUY2: no, why what happend?
GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths
GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/
GUY1: Nope :(
Brown Breach by ARMO XD October 2, 2011
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