Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.
With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.
Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!
Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. Your dignity and pride.
Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:
1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.
Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:
1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)
2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song
3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.
Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!
Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. Your dignity and pride.
Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:
1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.
Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:
1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)
2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song
3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"
no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
???
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"
no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
???
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
by Soldout Boy November 16, 2007
Someone so unworthy of any respect that there are 17 pages of Urban Dict articles explaining his suckiness.
Guy 1: Yo who that Soulja Boy kid?
Guy 2: Check his sh*t out on Youtube! Or just get yours ears raped by an angry gorilla. Same thing.
Guy 2: Check his sh*t out on Youtube! Or just get yours ears raped by an angry gorilla. Same thing.
by Yeezyyy November 21, 2010
A rapper who has no idea what true rap is. Example of his crappiness:
1. He repeats "I got me some bathing apes" and "Hit me up on my Sidekick" a million times.
2. He likes to rap about ejaculating on girls.
3. The title for one of his songs is "Donk."
1. He repeats "I got me some bathing apes" and "Hit me up on my Sidekick" a million times.
2. He likes to rap about ejaculating on girls.
3. The title for one of his songs is "Donk."
by Go Phillies! December 4, 2007
Noun
1.A mentally retarded person.
2. Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.
3. Someone obsessed with Bapes.
4. A moron.
5. Someone with a speech impediment.
6. Someone with a learning disability.
1.A mentally retarded person.
2. Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.
3. Someone obsessed with Bapes.
4. A moron.
5. Someone with a speech impediment.
6. Someone with a learning disability.
Crank dat "Insert extremely retarded phrase here". Repeat phrase and crank dat Soulja Boy at least three times.
by Timdot October 11, 2007
Soulja Boy is a demon. F*ck Soulja Boy and his ugly demon face. He and his buddy 50 cent could both go to hell.
by metallkidd93 January 15, 2008
An example of one of his half-assed songs:
"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"
Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
Seems like any black kid from the South that has an over sized jacket and fake chain around his neck can get a record deal these days.
"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"
Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
Seems like any black kid from the South that has an over sized jacket and fake chain around his neck can get a record deal these days.
by Billy The Man October 7, 2007
A fakeass moron who steals catch phrases from actual famous rappers in hopes of being famous himself. He apparently believes yelling "What’s Hannenin" (which is a catch phrase from Dem Franchise Boyz) about 30 times is a good song, but in reality is just a sad excuse for his inability to create REAL rhymes.
person 1:I want me some Soulja Boy
Person 2:Then i guess u want a bag of shit too?
Soulja Boy:What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin
Dem Framcjose Boyz:Get your own damn thing bitch
Person 2:Then i guess u want a bag of shit too?
Soulja Boy:What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin
Dem Framcjose Boyz:Get your own damn thing bitch
by Knee-Grow10 May 24, 2007