Bertha: "That man has the biggest privy member I have ever seen. His privy member made me happy. I slept with him three times today and his privy member gave me herpes. I love his privy member."
Betty: "no"
Betty: "no"
by NARFNESS February 8, 2018
by friedchicken666 October 11, 2010
aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.
Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight
Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird
Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)
Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird
Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)
by FisherMoney February 6, 2008
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004
A facebook member is a seriously egotistically demented individual. By vainly subjugating themselves into flauntingly show off their status quo of a life in a form made easy called facebook social media.
Example.. Facebook enables members to upload and show vast amounts of members meaningless personal information about their lives. Such as.. pet names, places they been, places they will go, or never will. They will display what their house looks like, where they live, what their birthday is, who their friends are and who isn't. Its almost mind numbing how many people freely and willing update themselves for big brother, corporate entity's, foreign governments, u.s. government, private interest groups, oh and can't forget about Hackers the ability to monitor and control their daily lives. There is currently 1 billion active facebook members world wide as of august 2012.. that's the power of personal information.
by T y l e r D u r d e n July 23, 2012
by GSAFCP January 7, 2016
A man that lurks in support groups, targeting women that mistakenly believe they are safe to share their feelings/issues openly, only to have the man use that vulnerability to gain their trust so they can further abuse them.
by FaceTheMusic12345 February 10, 2023