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Bazoinkadoink 

As apposed to badonkadonk, Bazoinkadoink means a male’s penis.
She could tell he was happy to see her because of the size of his Bazoinkadoink

Bazoingers 

Semi-discreetly alerting your friends about the presence of a person wearing revealing or sexually suggestive attire, generally associated with the sight of breast or nipple.
“Bazoingers, three O’clock”
“Bloody Nora she must freezing!”
Bazoingers by MillieCream&Tidy August 30, 2021

bazoinkas 

"that bitch has got some huge bazoinkas"
bazoinkas by alex July 16, 2004

bazoinkazoinks 

when something is simply too crazy it must be described in a manner that simply does not make sense.
that's really bazoinkazoinks.
Slamming the fan control strings so that they get tangled in the fan blades.
Ryan just bajoinked Henry’s fan so hard.
Bajoink by SterlingMay350 October 3, 2018

Oink Badoink 

Characterized by one who hosts Unsucessful Minecraft Events on Minehut, a free hosting server network on Minecraft. An Oink Badoink's favorite word is "fr". These people have a god complex and thirst for a media rank on Minehut. Oink Badoinks also ask for money from other YouTubers richer than themselves who also host Minecraft Events.
Person 1: "I can't believe he would ask Elon Musk to fund his new hair-brained idea!"
Person 2: "He is such an Oink Badoink."
Oink Badoink by vWill March 4, 2023
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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