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Bayern Munich 

Bayern Munich is the team that humiliates every club.
Buddy 1: As you are a Bayern Munich what does Bayen likes?
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).
Bayern Munich by Dark Humour December 30, 2020

Bayern Munich 

Honestly probably the worst team in the whole league just over all full of bums .Lewandoski saw how bad the team was and just had to get out of their hahaha.Anyone watch Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich? 4-2nate ending for Madrid.
“BAYERN MUNICH THE WORST TEAM IN THE WORLD”.That’s the definition and how it’s used in a sentence.
Bayern Munich by 🔢 July 30, 2022

FC Bayern Munich 

Without doubt the greatest German football (soccer) team and one of the world's most elite. Bayern Munich has won the German title a staggering 18 times, the UEFA Champion League 3 consecutive years, among other titles.

It is also one of the richest clubs in the world, and has been home to numerous star players such as Franz "The Kaiser" Beckenbauer, who revolutionalized football during the 70's, Gerd "The Bomber" Muller, Sepp "Super GK" Meier, Lothar Matthaus, Mehmet Scholl, etc...

(The list is too long.)
Champions League winner in 74, 75, 76, 2001.

Always a force to contend with.
FC Bayern Munich by Siegfried April 27, 2005

FC Bayern Munich 

The greatest team in all of Germany and possibly europe,5th richest club in the world.

18 time Bundesliga Champions,4 time Uefa Champions league winners, Uefa cup winners, 11 time German cup winners and Intercontinental cup winners.

They will own you!
Bayern Munich defeated Manchester United,Real Madrid,Arsenal and Valencia to become Champions of Europe


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
FC Bayern Munich by Casual_Mohammed January 24, 2005
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