The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
by The Human Bauch July 19, 2015
Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.
Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!
Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?
Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?
Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
by Rogue Query August 12, 2010
The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'
by The Human Bauch May 25, 2018