A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
A bisexual who believes that labels such as pansexual, polysexual and omnisexual are unnecessary, as they believe that these sexualities are all just bisexual worded differently. BaB's also believe that pansexuality is biphobic and transphobic. To back this up, they cite something called the Bisexual Manifesto, which is a piece of text that's over 33 years old, and defines bisexuality as "Attraction to two or more genders." This definition is vital to BaB's, as it's one of the reasons why they believe that the aforementioned labels are unneeded.
Eliza: "I ran a discourse account, elizaspeaks, for two years. It was fun while it lasted but after a while I realized that discourse is pretty boring and unnecessary, and I abandoned the account."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."
by gatekeepinggaslightinggirlboss August 4, 2021
by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017
The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
by Skee Daddy March 30, 2011
by Sir Fluffy the Muffin Baker November 15, 2003
When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
or child's anal cavity
axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging
by dick milfier January 4, 2008