Betsy's Wallet 

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.

Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.

Betsy's Wallet by nocharge May 15, 2023

Batty Snatcher 

A tall gormless northern man who comes in the night to snatch the battys of those who misbehave

Yo dude what happened to Tim?

Bro the batty snatcher took his ass last night because he’d been such a doinker this year

Batty Snatcher by BattyItis January 5, 2022

Batty Sleeve 

Another name for the arsehole
A gay man's arse

'Your dad takes it up the Batty Sleeve'

Batty Sleeve by RAMBO BUMMER October 24, 2009

batty slap 

A ferocious arm movement involving the hand (usually the back of the hand) connecting with the cheek of someones backside.
A slap of the batty.

(owen runs around naked with josh filming)
owen: you put that video on youtube and you'll get a batty slap.
josh: harder!

batty slap by timige March 27, 2008

The Itsy Bitsy Spider

A sex position in the shower with a traditional bathtub. The woman balances herself by putting both arms and legs on the edges of the tub belly side up while the man penetrates her on his knees with the shower running.

Jacob and I took a shower the other day and we did The Itsy Bitsy Spider

The Itsy Bitsy Spider by 4 Dudes in a Band November 15, 2019

Batty Skunt 

1)To Insult someone. Instead of saying "Pussy ass Nigga"
You can say "Batty Skunt"

2)A funny way to insult.

1)
John: "I dont want NO CURRY"

Peter: "Stop being a Batty Skunt"

2)
"Your breath smells like battyskunt"

Batty Skunt by Krip2Nyte June 21, 2006

atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty 

A monsterous joint, that when rolled, consumes most of the bud that was purchased from a bag. This can be rolled with no less than two papers spliff or filling an entire blunt without splitting the outer casing goddie or godfather.
This can not be smoked by any more than two people; inducing a coma-like high that lasts for hours and ends with a trip to a burger or taco establishment.

Opposite of eeny teeny weeny beany micro-thinny

"Hey, are you gonna whip out that atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty, or am gonna have to light the eeny teeny weeny beany micro thinny."

or a response to seeing a HUGE joint...

"Jeez, thats an atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty."

atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006