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bathroom bandit 

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.
Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"
bathroom bandit by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

bathroom bandit 

An individual that likes to pound loudly on the bathroom door when someone is using the toilet hopefully scaring them resulting in them urinating on themselves or worse
Co-worker: "Hey man why are your pants so wet did you piss yourself?"

Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"

Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"

Bathroom Bandit 

Jasons gay fucking dog that drinks urine!!!!!! aka basil
Hot damn! this game of wizard shotty is gorgeous but it has got me so hot that i need to make a visit to the bathroom bandit for a piss or shit. Thank you

Bathroom bandit 

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
Bathroom bandit by Semajcju December 26, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026