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From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Batching Off 

Another word for pleasuring yourself to orgasm.
"I was batching off to porno yesterday in my bedroom because I was horny
Batching Off by YelloIamJeff May 25, 2008

bachinga 

The mix of Booya and Kaching. this word gives our world life. it is to use when very happy.
I just aced my test, BACHINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An alcoholic drink mixed with vodka, white wine and coca-cola. Not to be taken lightly.
"No yasemin don't touch the bamchenga"
"claire you need to stay off the bamchenga"
bamchenga by Y/C April 11, 2009

bachinga 

A savage word used by only the most lit squads. Bachinga is a combination of booya and kaching.
I just aced my test, BACHINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!