bastard

level four of sentence enhancers
1=hell
2=damn
3=ass
4=bastard
5=bitch
6=shit
7=fuck
8=The Finger
* using two means adding.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Bastardism

1. (n) The art of being a bastard.

"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"

by prvtdonut7 April 21, 2005

bastard

a small town in Norway

i live in Bastard, Norway. Fine place

by oaketree March 25, 2005

Bastard

One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.

Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.

by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003

Bastard

The british word for you fucking coward

You're such a bastard fr tho like who searches this

by StrawberryGlow April 29, 2022

Bastard

Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.

Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.

by Prudish Bastard July 22, 2013

bastardous

the act of being a bastard.

ex) BJ didn't call me back on that bag. He is being bastardous.

by ~The Bastard~ January 6, 2009