Bastadges

Family friendly replacement for bastards

Those mosquitoes were real bastadges tonight.

Bastadges by Diggum11 June 24, 2020

bastage 

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

bastage by Sepo August 29, 2003

bastages 

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

bastages by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

farging bastage 

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

farging bastage by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Bastardress 

The feminine version of "bastard".

That girl is such a bastardress.

Bastardress by lybrewa August 7, 2015

bastidge 

Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.

That bastidge Darren annoys me All DAY at work.

bastidge by Original September 26, 2004

Bastage 

Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.

That bastage Darren annoys me All DAY at work.

Bastage by AceTW September 26, 2004