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basketball player 

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller
everyone who chucks a brick at the hoop, like gay Teng, who is a gay basketball player
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basketball player 

the obvious hottest type of athlete
the hottest guys are basketball players
basketball player by m/s/p/ December 8, 2018

basketball player 

Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").

There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.
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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."

"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"

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basketball player by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

basketball player 

basketball player by dragon September 3, 2003

Basketball player 

Girl:are you a basketball player?
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with
Basketball player by Hohoclintondix January 24, 2019

National kiss a Basketball player day

On December 3 it’s kiss a basketball player day, find a basketball player and kiss em.
Hey what day is it? It’s National kiss a basketball player day!

Great basketball player 

Straight baller (str8 balla)
Playa
Yo, I was guarding some dude who was a great basketball player and he dropped 42 on me! That playa’s name was Kenny “the Jet” Smith.
Great basketball player by TheCaz September 11, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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