Nelson Barber

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by yentruoc nnagcm October 24, 2010

Barber’s Boy

or just Barber’s for short. Someone who is very stupid or bad at doing/playing a certain thing.

Wow those guys were Barber’s Boys, they missed every shot and I still turned on them.

by SlimGrim602 March 29, 2021

barber eye

Barber eye is when you are cutting hair, specifically shorter ones, and you see every little detail possible in the haircut.

Before i went to barbering school I didn't have that barber eye to see the details.

by Ybieca January 20, 2021

Hay barber

A derogatory term for a farmer.

"You're not Seamus McFly. You look like him though, 'specially wearin' that dog-ugly hat! You kin to that hay barber?"
—Buford Tannen, Back to the Future 3, asking Marty if he's related to the farmer Seamus McFly

by bob_johnson April 12, 2021

Barber Hop

When you get a haircut and leave without paying.

Guy 1: Johnny's a Mad dog. Last night he did a dine and dash.
Guy 2: That's nothing, I pulled off a Barber Hop.

by What'smynameagain? May 18, 2016

Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.

When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.

by kobalt9 April 24, 2009

Discount Barber

A head shot specialist.

Fuckinell, look at the size of that hole. Your a discount barber my son.

by ironrat January 18, 2010