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bansaw

Throwing up a continuous stream of vomit after a night of heavy drinking (that night or the next morning).
Dude, too much drinking last night. I was bansawing it all morning.
by Maxxim May 15, 2008
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Bansari

The BEST friend you will ever have, chill, funny, a little quirky and definitely an angel sent from the Gods. Everyone loves her because she's just that amazing. If you know a person named Bansari, she's probably the best thing that;s ever happened to you. She's probably Hobi biased too, so back off.
That's right, my best friend is Bansari.
by LlamaLOVESYOU October 4, 2017
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bandsaw

A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.

First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.
Dude, it's not a bandsaw if you put both thumbs in your butt
by ninjadust May 12, 2016
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bandawkward

Used to describe an awkward event which takes places in the band room or involving band related persons.

Also pronounced "ban-awkward"
Band geek one: Dude, Ron just took off his pants in the lockerroom.
Band geek two: That's bandawkward.
by JanMGII April 16, 2007
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Bantawigs disease

Someone who has succumbed to the thots. This person will often abandon his friends, ignoring them and won't talk to them for months.

Bantawigs disease is a non-contagious virus that occurs when one gets a girlfriend.
Jackson: "Yo, Tyrone, where has John been the past couple of months. He doesn't hang out with us anymore"
Tyrone: "Yeah, that nigga John, he has Bantawigs disease."
by Zhen Zhou January 9, 2019
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Bansari

A gift from the Gods to the mundane, trivial existence of human beings; after Jesus and Mohammed, Bansari is the last true mouthpiece of the One True God. She has the power to start cults by a swing of her hair, wars with just a smile, and torrid love affairs with her eye for good poetry. Suffice to say, if you come across one, she's probably the only one you'll meet across lifetimes, so hold on close.
"I met a Bansari a million lives ago. What I wouldn't give to find her right now, in this one."
by aghoraa December 17, 2019
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bansari

a girl who is sexy, smart, and has everything a perfect girl needs.
beautiful, intelligent, insightful, beast, bansari
by i kno u May 29, 2009
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