One of the owners, participators, enablers, or supporters of the Federal Reserve who appear to merely be rich bankers unconstitutionally controlling our money supply, but are actually gangsters who've fooled the American people into believing that an unconstitutional income tax is necessary for the survival of the nation, while in truth the entire sum of the money collected goes directly into their pockets.
by TCT March 28, 2008
An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.
by s. pole September 24, 2014
(Noun) Way to dodge the question about how you choose to make your income. The implication being that you make your money from possibly illegal methods
In reference to the Financial Crisis that erupted in America in 2008-.
In reference to the Financial Crisis that erupted in America in 2008-.
Person 1: "How is it that you live so well, when you apparently do not have a job?"
Person 2: "Chill dude, I've got creative bankers."
Person 2: "Chill dude, I've got creative bankers."
by prometheusgift March 20, 2009
by banker101 January 2, 2011
The sexual act of stuffing a woman's vagina with cooked spaghetti. There is also the reverse Italian banker where the spaghetti is removed from the "safe" and eaten.
After a romantic Italian dinner, Jason and Kate took the leftovers home and played Italian banker all night long.
by Bob Dobolina October 11, 2007
by Swirlypepper September 19, 2006
1. An individual who maintains a wealth of knowledge & wisdom which is consistently collected from one and dispersed to another.
2. Profiting from the collection and disbursement of knowledge & wisdom through sponsorship, currency or viewership volume.
2. Profiting from the collection and disbursement of knowledge & wisdom through sponsorship, currency or viewership volume.
by IdeaBanker.com December 14, 2009