bangle jangle 

to wank someone off............

Saskia wearing those stoopid chav bracelets wanking Max off - she denied it but we all heard her bangles jangle

bangle jangle by guess who ????? July 15, 2005

jungle bungle 

(adj) A adjective commonly used to describe people that are frustrating or have type 4 diabetes. Often used as an expressive phrase like "HECK" or "FRICK" or "I'M GONNA BLAST MYSELF"

Person 1: I have type 20 diabetes!
Person 2: You JUNGLE BUNGLE !
Person 1: WHO ( gets blasted )

jungle bungle by chunglemaster90000 October 19, 2017

Jingle bingle 

An advanced form of teabagging wherein the individual, having previously inserted their testicles into their anus, approach the suspect with their pants removed, place their rear end to the suspects face, and with a swift motion after exclaiming, 'jingle bingle!', tug their genitalia as to eject the testicals from their asshole. The act is intended for the testicals to swing and strike the suspect's face. The process commonly includes projected fecal matter resulting in conjunctivitis.

Mike thought of pulling a jingle bingle on Joe, but the thought of everyone having pink eye persuaded him.

Jingle bingle by Tone-The-Bome April 30, 2024

bungle in the jungle 

When a girl's stuff is so hairy, you accidentally stick it in the wrong hole because you can't see what you're doing.

She was so hairy, I had a bungle in the jungle and accidentally stuck it in her butt.

bungle in the jungle by thedanirae May 6, 2014