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Banff Academy 

A shit hole in the corner of Scotland where teachers remove you for saying there first name and think they can teach by putting on a video.
She cant spell her name, she must have gone to Banff Academy!
Banff Academy by scith98 August 1, 2012
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Banff Academy 

A drug smuggling school located in the middle of fucking nowhere also known as the North East of Scotland. Teachers range from supportive and helpful who care about education to others who will remove you for simply smiling or breathing. If you had the choice of sending your child into the heart of the Amazon or sending them to Banff Academy, I would advise you to get their passport sorted. Head teachers rarely last longer than five years. WARNING: You will loose braincells by spending too much time in Banff Academy.
"Drug smuggling? Must be at Banff Academy."

banff academy 

Banff academy is in a shit hole called the north east of Scotland, this place usual gets the attention of parents with no love for their kids who will send them there just for the social status, and if that wasn't enough this place is populated by teachers who will literally single out boys out, girls are able to do everything, sit on tables, scream, stuff shit in to their bras, the second any male decides to breath they get an exclusion warning, a group of people in the school referred to as the "junkies" go behind a sports centre and smoke until they go into the fucking hospital and they get diagnosed with lung cancer, now you may ask "Why not the tell the principle!" people did and they still sit their on their asses vaping and smoking only now getting kicked out. The school is filled with libtards and socialists, and children who their parents say their gay, although you can obviously tell their just doing for the sake of being gay, and guess what if try to skip a day have fun staying in your house for the rest of the day as they get the town to report sightings of you outside.
Josh: Holy shit, that guy is a worthless piece of shit junkie?

Toby: yea, he must of dropped out of banff academy

Banff Academy 

A pupil starts a fight with someone and get beaten up, the school expels the pupil for self defence and basically gives the other a kid a slap on the wrist and told don’t do it again.
Person 1: oh I got expelled today for self defence

Person 2: oh, what school ??
Person 1: Banff academy
Banff Academy by Flappy clappy January 20, 2020
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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