smacking someone with your penis, generally because they were being rude or disrespectful towards you
by fruitermelon February 9, 2008
The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.
Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"
by JCquack May 4, 2008
1. Dude: Oh man, that girl slams bananas. Don't try and pick her up.
2. Girl: I gave him a banana slam; best way to get rid of a guy.
2. Girl: I gave him a banana slam; best way to get rid of a guy.
by MarkCohen April 22, 2010
"lemme banana slam you"
by diarrhea360 March 6, 2017
A party where various apes throw their shit around them whilst a Nintendo 64 is stuck on the title screen of Donkey Kong 64.
Zookeeper 1: Dude those monkeys are freaking throwing their shit everywhere!
Zookeeper 2: Those APES are throwing a Banana Slam-A-Ramma, broski. Let them live!
Zookeeper 2: Those APES are throwing a Banana Slam-A-Ramma, broski. Let them live!
by Grandma_Norma December 6, 2019
by Slamana Banner March 31, 2019