bam

Scottish colloquial. Means Below Average Mentality. See also ned and min.

"Ah'm nae a bam, like!"

by Hayley Webster April 13, 2004

bam

I Scottish lowlife who has nothing better to do all day than hang "aroond we me pals" and throw glass bottles around the place!

"wit - u sayin im a bam?"

by i h8 bams December 3, 2003

bam

Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".

When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...

by Mr Scotsman March 26, 2006

bam

1) a famouse pro skater who has his own show.
2) a brand of skateboarding stuff.
3)An exclamation to express ones emotions.

1) Im gona watch viva la bam.
2) I got this new bam board and its totally awesome.
3) so I sneake up to him and BAM! right there.

by Nelly masta May 1, 2004

bam

A fad phrase used as a non sequitor to flame people on the World of Warcraft message boards.

Also has lead to the "Dude I'm Zexion" fad.

BAM! I'm Silentstorm

by Eldre'thalas August 18, 2006

bam

a nutter

Haw you! Ya jakey wee bam!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

bam

To signify that you're finished with something.

I just ate all of my cheeseburger. Bam!

by TooTallTyler March 8, 2013