baller block

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A synonym of cock block. When someone baller blocks you they are hindering your attempt to get your mack on with a member of the opposite sex. This heinous crime is punishable by castration, Chinese water torture, slow painful death, or community service.

Todd: "Man last night was a bitch. I was trying to work my game on that hot chick from the PR department, but some asshole was hanging all over her the entire night. Total baller blockage."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."

baller block by Nick D August 30, 2004

Words you can keep

baller blocker

A baller blocker is a person throwing salt on your game. Whether it be money or realtionship-wise. They just don't want to see you win or succeed at your money making.

My dad was being a baller blocker by not letting me work at that popeyes up on Howard.

baller blocker by shehreenie June 14, 2006

baller blockin'

a movie about the Magnolia Projects made by the "Cash MOney Millionares" aka cash money records

yo we watched baller blockin' last week

baller blockin' by iceberg shorty December 4, 2004

baller blockin'

best movie ever with lil wayne birdman juvinile b-gizzle ext. bout hustlin and makin that money everybody should see this movie!

baller blockin' has too many fine ass niggas in it. lets watch it again!

baller blockin' by LIL MA March 26, 2007

baller blocking

Someone who blocking your game, IE balling.

That nigga was baller blockin my game homie!

baller blocking by Kaczman January 23, 2004

Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

Baller Blocking by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

baller blockin'

When you rollin down the hood (or city block) in yo Chrys 300 on 22's bumpin Screw.

Oh yeeeeah I saw Tyrone a minute ago, he was baller blockin' down my street mackin' some hoes.

baller blockin' by loiseee July 24, 2008

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026