A boring-ass place located in western Kentucky. Almost everyone here is red-neck, although several small cliques of goths/emos/punks/skaters/moshers here help each other out. No bands outside of the "country" genre traval to Kentucky, so its a long ass to get anywhere with some good music.
by The Fifth Survivor June 9, 2007
by John Doeee July 31, 2006
The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.
Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008
Boy who posted a suicide notice in a Myspace bulletin before killing himself.
The case was allegedly over a girl.
His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.
The case was allegedly over a girl.
His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.
From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"
Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"
Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.
by Jonni Suicide May 25, 2006
When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.
by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023
A short , brown/ black haired girl who has the most amazing eyes ive ever seen. she has a nice sized ass for a white girl and some amazing tits ;) she dates a lot of guys and flirts non stop but thats just who she is . she has some long hair that i wish she never ever cuts . she is very outgoing and hyper as can be but all her friends love her! she has many friends and lots of others who adore her. she has a huge extended family but is always loved. when she wants something, she knows how to get it and wont stop until she does. she is very determined. she loves the color pink and is such a girl . her smile brightens anyones day. when she walks in a room , you know youll have a story . she loves to talk all the time . she is very funny and she is very random . see, kylee ballards are not only amazing people , but they can be your best friend . they will definately stick up for you and will always have your back . no matter what happens , she'll always be there fr you and its hard for her to hold a grudge . she may seem like shes hating you , but on the inside , she loves you to peices . shes in love with all her friends and her phone . overall , Kylee Ballard is just the most awesomest person youll ever meet .
by jk4756 October 24, 2011