Ball Blaster

The sus one of the friend group

My friend Kyle is a ball blaster

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Ball blaster

A high-volume fart that is so powerful it propels your junk forward, painfully slapping the parts against your belly or thigh.

To perform a ball blaster, put on loose-fitting boxers (or nothing at all), get in a reclining position, spread your legs, brace for the pain, and let it rip. Hard.

by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

Ball Blaster 6

The coolest video game out there!

Hey billy, have you played Ball Blaster 6 yet?

by Lelopicus IIV May 30, 2025

the ball blaster

While receiving head the women slowly makes her way down and proceeds to bite the mans balls

The ball blaster

by the thing4356 February 7, 2014

dingey ball blister

A blister that forms on a males testicles after sitting in his dingey tighty whiteys and creating lumps and sores from the caked and moistened fecal matter ther is suck on them.

That homeless dude has been sitting in his shit forever. I bet you he has enormous dingey ball blisters!

by Gynah head January 7, 2009

Ballblaster

1. A toy that shoots balls.

2. When you unexpectedly get hit in the balls/testes.

3. When a person gives oral pleasure to your testicles.

1. I got a new ballblaster that shoots googolplex balls/second!

2. During my negotiations in Sparta, King Leonidas unexpectedly ballblasted me with his boot.

3. A hobo at the bus station gave be an exquisite ballblaster for an old dimebag.

by T4rd January 12, 2008

BallBaster

1. Somebody who likes to coat balls with saliva using their own tounge.

2. Someone who loves to lick balls "testicals."

1. "My girlfriend is such a BallBaster."

2. "Damn your suck a good BallBaster."

by Jordan Pappi February 22, 2009