Biggest pimp on this side of the Mississippi... Ladies watch out because this brohonn will rock your world. Watch out for Larry too.
Bakken was with all the slizzy's talking to some biddy's as Larry was reading the paper and taking a shitty.
by Fur12 January 17, 2005
Bakken: A bucktooth looking chalupa who has drug problems, dates 17 year old girls 3 states away, and touches women without their consent. He also likes to cuddle up to his roommate when he has been "rufied" and is on suspicion. Also has the biggest Beta Boner in the world.
by Joe Schmoe 987y6 January 18, 2019
A human being that is confused how he has not killed himself because of how dumb he is he wants to becomw a famouse gamer/youtuber but we all know he is never gonna become that. He loves the song : the llama song it's a magnificent price of work. Favourite game: rocket league,it's just so fun that's all about him/me because he is lame :)
by Erik the lazy man February 29, 2020
A famous ps4 player capable of gaining 0 views on a 3 hour livestream. handsclap is a good song that he likes. For all the good and bad reasons. Ah and kmoe kakkn.
by Bob_De_Schilder April 15, 2020