Bakewell Tart

After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.

For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.

Bakewell Tart by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012

bakewell tart

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...

bakewell tart by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009

Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.

"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."

Bakewell Tart by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016

Bakewell tart

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a partner's face whilst their nose is painted red; like the cherry on a Bakewell tart

He gave me a really good Bakewell tart last night!

Bakewell tart by rareritings May 7, 2022

Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"

Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you

Joe Bakewell Tart by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021