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Brown clit burnt by the sun
I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that
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Delicious English delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.

From "baked" meaning baked and "beans" meaning beans.
Baked beans give me the most frightful wind
by monkeybob November 19, 2004
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A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.
It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.
by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006
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the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"
man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!
by vermilion123 February 11, 2007
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- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 08, 2017
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A can of beans which are soaked in tomatoe sauce for your eating pleasure
person1: are you a baked beans or spagetti person?
person2: Oh man definatly spagetti
Person1: Ewh get on the spagetti lovers side
by jonah takalau April 09, 2008
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