Bake the bean

a melkshamism - bake the bean - to make and smoke weed . Used as code .Also used to mean that you are leaving or want to leave .

shall we bake the bean?
if you have weed this probably means you are suggesting going somewhere to skin up - if you don't it probably means you want to leave the present surroundings

by ScaryJim December 09, 2004

im baked as beans

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans

"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

by I'm baked as beans September 13, 2014

baked beans

stoned mexicans

cypress hill is a good example of baked beans

by Hawaiian Dicking January 14, 2010

Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.

Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head

by Charlemagne1993 August 09, 2017

Baked beans

Delicious English delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.

From "baked" meaning baked and "beans" meaning beans.

Baked beans give me the most frightful wind

by monkeybob November 19, 2004

baked beans

the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"

man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!

by vermilion123 February 12, 2007

baked bean

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.

It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.

by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006