Baguette'd 

When you are having intercourse with a male and he hits you across the face with his member, most often across the cheeks, but also, one can be baguette'd on the forehead, chin or eyes.

He took it out of my mouth and baguette'd my right on the cheek.

Baguette'd by KawiER6 July 13, 2020

d-baguette

female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.

"wow, she's a real d-baguette"

"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"

d-baguette by gabi & sof May 24, 2009

Baguette du Barry 

Synonym of Barry and Bart van Dam.

(Acronym; Barry Boos)

Barry Brood implies Baguette du Barry

Baguette du Barry by Jay-Dictionary February 7, 2019

I don't speak baguette 

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

I don't speak baguette by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

Douche Baguette 

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.

The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!

Douche Baguette by HUSAT January 10, 2011

douche baguette 

a female version of a douche bag

"Geesh, I can't believe she fucked you over like that! What a douche baguette!

douche baguette by Loreinski April 11, 2009

dick baguette

A French man that is a complete dick

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.

dick baguette by The Almighty Cornholio December 9, 2013