Bagel Boy

Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.

A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!

by Boy with too much time September 26, 2018

Bagel Boy

A young Jewish man.

"Hey Bagel Boy.....fetch me a Latka"

by Die Die Cobra Kai May 21, 2009

Bagel Boy

A slang or slander term for professional skateboarder Tony Hawk

Did you another endorsement Bagel Boy signed?

by paul baloff October 18, 2017

Bagel Boy

A retarded person who greatly enjoys bagels.

Peter, you bagel boy

by BagelBoy29 May 14, 2019

bagel boy

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7w6... BUKKAKE!

Does the bagel boy know?

by Mike Hoffman January 10, 2005

Bagel Boy

A boy in multiple choirs; very proud of his bagel legacy, though not necessarily a big fan of bagel puns; gives lovely hugs occasionally; enjoys dramatic musical displays, especially in hallways.

Bagel Boy ran singing down the hall.

by discordance June 20, 2015

Bagel Boy

The act of defecating into two plastic cups, taping them together, and mailing it to someone as a joke, the bagel boy is traditionally crafted with two red plastic cups that can found at local retailers such as Walmart, price chopper, ect. It is intentionally inscribed with black sharpie. displaying misleading promises of wealth, or grandeur encouraging the recipient to incise the mysterious artifact only for them to find that they have received the sarcophagus of a fat juicy log that awaits to be awakened from it's eternal slumber. It fills the nostrils of it's victim with a devastating, and fowl stench that will cause grievous, and potentially fatal harm.

Officer 1: The victim doesn't appear to have received any physical trauma, and medical records show that they were in good health.
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!

by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023