Bag Stand

A place where you might rest your (testicle)bag. Often upon the chin or forehead or across the nose of a nearby trog. Also used as an even more derogratory term for an idiot or douche bag.

Example 1). "Dude, this bag stand is going 50 MPH in the fast lane.. I want to end his stupid life"

Example 2). "That sluts face is the perfect bag stand." "indeed"

by Uniboehmer February 14, 2009

bag stander

A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.

The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room

by maibock April 8, 2007

bag of sand

A "bag of sand" is slang for a £1000, or a grand.

How much is this?
Its a bag of sand.

by foodboy September 14, 2006

bag of sand

It is how Steve Carell describes the feminine mammary glands (boobs/tits) in the movie...40 year old Virgin

Steve: You know...when your feeling them...they feel like a...bag of Sand.

by TT49 March 13, 2008

South Jersey Sand Bag

When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.

Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.

by Slophole91 August 30, 2010

sand bag

To put someone on the spot in front of a large crowd, often resulting in having the target's dignity drop like a sandbag.

Rebel: That is impossible, its diameter is smaller than 2 meters!
Luke: It is very easy, I shoot whomp rats back home and they are no bigger than 2 meters.
Rebel: Dude, why did you sand bag me back there?

by Franick August 24, 2007

bag of sand

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.

Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.

by omgboomer July 1, 2009