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Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man 

Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

Backdoorsman 

A male homosexual who likes to give, or take it "up the ass".
Yeah, he's a real "backdoorsman"!
Backdoorsman by Powernerd July 7, 2010

Backdoorsman 

Gentlemen of the highest quality risking their lives everyday by committing themselves to the exploration of female orifices, particularly but not limited to, the anus. (pronounced "A nooos")
The backdoorsman drank 10 glasses of scotch while enjoying the company of many women all ready for exploration

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008