A song that, when played at a club,
party, or anywhere else, is effectively like blowing a dog whistle. Only instead of
dogs, it immediately draws every fat girl directly to the dance floor to
shake their fat-asses around, believing that the song is giving them permission to do so, and that everyone somehow wants to see it.
When I
heard the opening lyrics to "
Baby Got Back" being played, I rushed away from the dance floor to avoid the inevitable
rush of fatties and the resulting nausea that would be induced in most guys as the cows blissfully shook their asses around.