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NO, a baby foot, is when one of your feet is comparable to that of a fetus' foot, but your other foot is normal.
Three steps on diagnosing a case of baby foot:

1. When you are trying to play soccer, and someone passes you the ball, but you can't do anything with it, cuz you sir, have a BABY FOOT!

2. When you are waiting in line to get on the rides at an amusement park, and the ride operator tells you, "Sir, I'm going to have to tell you to leave the park, because you cannot ride this ride with your BABY FOOT!"

3. In an attempt to disguise your baby foot, you rent a midget (yes, you can infact, rent a midget), and both of you wear a tuxedo that is joined at the leg, and you put a normal-sized shoe under your pantleg, making it look like your baby foot belongs to the midget. But, if you try this, I am afraid to tell you that you indeed, have a BABY FOOT!
baby foot by Dmac Spatchcock August 3, 2010
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If somebody scares you, then you are considered one
"You got a little baby foot for not talking to that girl"
"Why did u get scared of the girl talking to you , you acting like a baby foot"
baby foot by Sikko April 11, 2008

Baby-Foot 

Also known as table soccer or foosball.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrist can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass realllllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !"
Baby-Foot by Damien September 30, 2004

Babyfoot 

Also known as table soccer or foosball.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass realllllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !
Babyfoot by Damien October 4, 2004

babyfoot 

That's the right way you should call table soccer if you want to look cool. NOT Foosball.
Foosball player: Hey guys, let's play foosball!
Babyfoot player: Mike, can you pass me your Molotov Cocktail, plz?
babyfoot by NRGpab September 30, 2004

Babyfoot 

When a grown mans erect penis is no larger than a Newborn Babies foot.

This is a very rare occurrence, and should be seen to be believed.
"I don't have a small Penis! My Penis is the size of a babyfoot!"
Babyfoot by Bleep Blorp August 29, 2018
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