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baby fart 

usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...
OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
baby fart by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013
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Baby fart porn

Baby fart porn by Monkeyfartballs February 17, 2022

albino baby fart 

hey look there's jason, he's such an albino baby fart
albino baby fart by pickle jeff October 1, 2019

Stinky Baby Fart Juice 

A term to describe something really really stinky.
Bully: "farts"
Me: It smells like stinky baby fart juice.
Stinky Baby Fart Juice by yomom123_44 February 21, 2024

anal fart baby 

When you jizz in a women's ass and she farts, causing the cum to leak and and seap into her vagina, thus causing her to get pregnant, the resulting child is called an anal fart baby
you see Melissa over there she's an anal fart baby
anal fart baby by Hello bby April 12, 2016
Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.
I want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger
Fart Baby by asswizard September 22, 2011
A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina
Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby
Fart Baby by Fox Fur January 29, 2021
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