B.U.F.F
Big Ugly Fat Fuck, aka, that annoying guy who considers himself to be all that, but in reality said person is just a douche bag. The term is typically used in veiled sarcasm by everyone else around said person, since he is far too oblivious to the intended meaning.
Troy: "Hey Jerry, you're looking pretty B.U.F.F. there, you been working out?"
Jerry: "What? Nah, I'm just naturally this way."
Steve: (to Troy, after Jerry walks away) "Did you really mean that?"
Troy: "Yep, he really is a Big Ugly Fat Fuck"
Jerry: "What? Nah, I'm just naturally this way."
Steve: (to Troy, after Jerry walks away) "Did you really mean that?"
Troy: "Yep, he really is a Big Ugly Fat Fuck"
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