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awkward k 

when texting or talking to someone online and they drop the "k" bomb. naturally, this short and insensitive 'k' is a conversation ender/killer/self destructor. it should be avoided at all costs if you remotely care about the person you are talking to.

however, when trying to be a bitch or an asshole, the awkward k is a perfectly acceptable means of communicating your cuntiness.
"hey im gonna go watch drop dead gorgeous. ill be over in 15 minutes. is that cool?"

"k" (awkward k)
awkward k by $brumoney$ April 27, 2010
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Awkward Knees 

One of the many noticeable characteristics of My Chemical Romance's bassist, Mikey Way.

Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.

Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)
Head, shoulders, awkward knees and toes, awkward knees and toes.
Awkward Knees by AttackFox March 8, 2011

Awkward Koala

Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.
"Why is that dude running towards me?"

"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"

Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.

Awkward Kyle 

The act of being extremely Awkward and unsocial at a party. That person that stands in a group and just nods along to the conversation but doesn't contribute. Also can be used for the person that obviously likes you but doesn't say anything and acts generally in an awkward manner. Also know as 'That kid'
Can you PLEASE just stick it in already instead of hovering over me like an Awkward Kyle !?

awkward kissing 

Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth
Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race
awkward kissing by FuzzyOtter September 28, 2013

Awkward Kid 

kid or kids who commit a faux pas on a frequent basis thus making them appear awkward
did you see that awkward kid with the high heel and shorts at school?
Awkward Kid by Alex J.G. January 1, 2009

Awkward Karaoke 

The process of being exposed to a certain song in a car,house,room etc. that every other person around you knows and sings openly all the lines to the song,and in an attempt to fit in one makes a desperate attempt to sing along to said music usually ending in embarrassment.
Gary:Everyone was singing Thriller in my car but I only knew the first part of the song so i just mouthed the words quietly thinking no one would notice.
Ben:Sounds like a case of Awkward Karaoke.
Awkward Karaoke by Alex2the123 August 4, 2009
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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