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bullshit asymmetry principle 

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.
Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.

asymmexual

When you're not quite bisexual because you generally prefer one sex more than the other.
A chick who has no interest in a serious relationship with another chick but occasionally, and typically only when hard alcohol is involved, she doesn't seem to mind pulling back the curtains and feeding the clam, therefore rendering her "asymmexual."
asymmexual by meurme June 11, 2010

Asymmetrical boob job 

When a girl gets a boob job, and hilariously, one boob is bigger then the other
Dude see that chick with the Asymmetrical boob job *chuckle*

Asymmetric Clubbed thumbs 

Fat stubby thumbs syndrome- Just like Megan Fox!!!
Oh wow you have a asymmetric clubbed thumbs.... They're so fat.

Assymmetrical 

When you are ass cheek to ass cheek with someone, typically lying down.
Damn bro, the bed was so small at the hotel I was assymmetrical with Trey last night!

asymmetricism 

The belief that true power lies within apparently severely shit-advantaged people who excel in a small niche of work.
Oh my Gosh! I always thought he’d fail in life, but asymmetricism got his arse!
asymmetricism by Rebellious aspie February 16, 2021