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Augustitis 

Noun.
1) The mental state of being lazy or not wanting to work in late summer.
2) A harmful, depraved, or morbid desire for school to start sooner than expected.
3) To actually want to go back to school, usually in early to late August.
Man I'm sick of summer, I must have Augustitis!
Augustitis by Luke1824 September 30, 2008
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Augustinus Mantaus 

He is a gay BBC lover.
Augustinus Mantaus is gay
Augustinus Mantaus by MilSugibei March 17, 2022

Augustiniano 

A god usually referred to as a man with a insanely large penis and love football and is a genius at everything he does
That man is trying to be Augustiniano
Augustiniano by Romeo😂?? October 25, 2018

St augustines

A school well known for black student in Blackbrook, St.Helens.
'Hey, i went too St augustines yesterday, i saw this guy called Josh green, he's so black.'
St augustines by Lewis heaton February 25, 2010

Saint Augustines 

Lowest percentage of future dole-bludgers in Cairns along with the highest percentage of future doctors. Could single-handedly give Australia the strongest economy in the world if it wasn't for the reject schools like Trinity Bay, Woree and Smithfield causing Cairns to have the most crime and longest lines at centrelink on a Tuesday morning. Often referred to as 'gay' by the fuckwits at other schools when in fact you could get spit-roasted by two abo's any day of the week at Cairns High.
Slave 1: How is our slave-master so rich?
Slave 2: Because he went to Saint Augustines.
Slave 3: And we only went to Trinity Bay.
Saints Man: I didn't pull you out of the centrelink line to converse with each other! Now please continue to attend to the plethora of tasks I have set for you including the picking of the cotton.
Slaves 1, 2 & 3: Yes master.
Saints man: St. Marcellin Champagnat
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints Man: Mary our good mother
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints man: And may we always remember
Slaves: To keep working
Saints Man: And
Slaves: Boost the economy
All: Amen

saint Augustines 

a place where all the cool kids go
boy: i go to saint Augustines
man :cool
saint Augustines by RANGOMAN November 19, 2018

St augustines boarding 

Full of sexy cunts. They are all incest. Everyone gets with each other just like family. The boys are hella gay and fuck each other all the time. Bumholes........
Hey man do you go to st augustines boarding school cause you seem kinda gay!
St augustines boarding by Gaykid1w34 February 24, 2021
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