person one: what you doing today??
person two: hanging out with my gf why??
person one: what!! you can’t. today’s august 18 !! National gay day!! you can’t be with your gf you haveta have a bf!!
( same goes for girls “
person two: hanging out with my gf why??
person one: what!! you can’t. today’s august 18 !! National gay day!! you can’t be with your gf you haveta have a bf!!
( same goes for girls “
by mateotcl November 19, 2019

by •a blind banana• July 20, 2020

Man 1: My wife with give birth to my daughter on August 18!
Man 2: No way! Watch out, pretty soon all the guys will be on her!
Man 2: No way! Watch out, pretty soon all the guys will be on her!
by yookissme October 15, 2019

August 18 is only the day extremely hot and sexy people are either born or celebrate their birthdays.
man 1: hey buddy, my wife gave birth to a baby boy on August 18.
man 2: better watchout man, ur lil' son may be fuckin hoes soon.
man 2: better watchout man, ur lil' son may be fuckin hoes soon.
by Mr August August 08, 2012

Percy Jackson's birthday, hence the almost-best date in the world--second only to May 2nd, the epic date when Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort at Hogwarts.
by 7.5Fan July 20, 2011

Everybody who is born on this exact date is very sexy and curvy. They are amazing and good in bed. They are very smart but could sometimes be a slut. Many boys love to go after her but their normally afraid.
by yoooosuckitgreenboii October 29, 2019

the best day to be born, because everybody born on this date is 100% sexy, loveable, totally unique, and always correct.
if you're not born on this day, you should be sad about that :(
if you're not born on this day, you should be sad about that :(
Person A: "I want my future child to be born on August 18, I heard everybody born on that day is the best people!"
Person B: "Yes! That's true! My all-time best friend is born on that day and I can't live without them!"
Person B: "Yes! That's true! My all-time best friend is born on that day and I can't live without them!"
by babybabybabyohhhh March 01, 2021
