August 17 

THE DAY A FUCKING LEGEND WAS BORN... DICKS OUT FOR WHO EVERS NIGGAS BDAY IS ON THE 17TH

*August 17th*

Friend One: Yo it’s my birthday
Friend two: Really Bro
Friend One: YES
Friend Two: YOUR A FUCKING LEGEND

August 17 by trimerz123 October 17, 2019

August 17 

August 17 the day the most chillest/hottest mf was born . This mf is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet and will always be there for you when it comes to most deepest shit

Girl 1: DAMN who that? He fine ngl
Girl 2: that’s bob, today is his birthday too btw
Girl:1 oh fr what’s today’s date?I forgot

Girl 2:oh it’s August 17
Girl:1 ohh damn that explains everything

August 17 by The spitter November 22, 2021

August 17 

National give your girlfriend a present

Here baby is your present for today since it’s August 17.

August 17 by Harper69 October 14, 2020

August 17 

The day when the most handsome men are born. They deserve everything.

person:”oh whens your birthday?”
me:”august 17th”
person:”omg marry me”

August 17 by Person29394984 September 10, 2021

August 17 

National Have Sex Day! Call your partner or anyone really and get to fucking

Her: Hey babe come over rn
Him: Why?
Her: Because its August 17
Him: Aye let me go buy some condoms

August 17 by Xxxdeadlyghostxxx October 17, 2019

August 17 

August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!

Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th!
Boy: What is August 17th?
Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl.
Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!

August 17 by Andrea J. February 14, 2014

August 17 

Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day

If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck

Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir

August 17 by ThEgRotTaEyShReDeDcHeEsEkOaLa November 15, 2019