Apache Attack Helicopter

A gender that means you have those rage moments everyday.

Isn’t Bob an Apache Attack Helicopter?

by Stupid Word Guy May 1, 2019

Apache attack helicopter

A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works

Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"

by Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren February 19, 2022

sexually identify as an attack helicopter

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

I identify as an attack helicopter

a joke to piss of a feminazi who thinks there is 58 genders there is 69

i identify as an attack helicopter (sexually)

by thathandletho February 16, 2017

ATTACK HELICOPTER TANK GENDER

1.A helicopter that you can attach a tank to the end
2. A gender that is the strongest

My gender is thenATTACK HELICOPTER TANK GENDER

by PURPLE LAMBO February 28, 2017

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.

This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

by bloodlet March 16, 2018

i classify as an attack helicopter

A joke when you aren’t male or female

I asked bob if he was male or female and he said ,” I classify as an attack helicopter.”

by Kysbleachassasssaak December 17, 2017