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Atmospheric by anonymous October 1, 2026
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atmospheric reentry
A sudden change in mood from euphoric and positive to depressed and negative due to a certain event or information.
atmospheric reentry by ferd the real one November 19, 2007
Atmospheric River
This phrase has been popularized of late. It refers to a weather system that is bringing lots of precipitation. It's like a river of water but in the sky or atmosphere. It's what we once referred to as a rain storm or rainy weather. An extended period of rain.
Citizens in western British Columbia are concerned about flooding due to an Atmospheric River heading towards the Province.
Atmospheric River by Jazzcat60 November 25, 2021
atmospheric black metal
humanity's greatest musical achievement and the best music genre ever and if you disagree you're retarded
atmospheric black metal by allahfucker September 12, 2022
Atmospheric Dynamics
A really difficult series of undergraduate and an almost impossible series of graduate Meteorology courses where you are forced, against your will, to derive a lot of pointless shit. Avoid at all costs.
Syn: Succubus, Marriage, Graduate School, and any other thing that leaves the victim completely devoid of a life.
Syn: Succubus, Marriage, Graduate School, and any other thing that leaves the victim completely devoid of a life.
"Hey Ted, wanna hit the bars?
No I can't, I have Atmospheric Dynamics homework to do.
Didn't you do it last night?
Are you kidding me, that shit takes up about 4 hours of my night... EVERY NIGHT!
Sucks to be you Ted!"
No I can't, I have Atmospheric Dynamics homework to do.
Didn't you do it last night?
Are you kidding me, that shit takes up about 4 hours of my night... EVERY NIGHT!
Sucks to be you Ted!"
Atmospheric Dynamics by ihatedynamics April 1, 2011
atmospheric impedance
Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
User: My computer won't turn on.
IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.
User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.
IT Guy: I'm so lonely.
IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.
User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.
IT Guy: I'm so lonely.
atmospheric impedance by phishtails April 29, 2010
Atmospheric absorption theory
There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.
Atmospheric absorption theory by Leenoy October 24, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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