atmospheric reentry 

A sudden change in mood from euphoric and positive to depressed and negative due to a certain event or information.

I was really happy, but then my bad mark caused an atmospheric reentry.

atmospheric reentry by ferd the real one November 19, 2007

Atmospheric River 

This phrase has been popularized of late. It refers to a weather system that is bringing lots of precipitation. It's like a river of water but in the sky or atmosphere. It's what we once referred to as a rain storm or rainy weather. An extended period of rain.

Citizens in western British Columbia are concerned about flooding due to an Atmospheric River heading towards the Province.

Atmospheric River by Jazzcat60 November 25, 2021

atmospheric black metal 

humanity's greatest musical achievement and the best music genre ever and if you disagree you're retarded

A: i fucking hate atmospheric black metal
B: *shoves a spear up A's ass*

atmospheric black metal by allahfucker September 12, 2022

Atmospheric Dynamics 

A really difficult series of undergraduate and an almost impossible series of graduate Meteorology courses where you are forced, against your will, to derive a lot of pointless shit. Avoid at all costs.

Syn: Succubus, Marriage, Graduate School, and any other thing that leaves the victim completely devoid of a life.

"Hey Ted, wanna hit the bars?

No I can't, I have Atmospheric Dynamics homework to do.

Didn't you do it last night?

Are you kidding me, that shit takes up about 4 hours of my night... EVERY NIGHT!

Sucks to be you Ted!"

Atmospheric Dynamics by ihatedynamics April 1, 2011

atmospheric impedance 

Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.

atmospheric impedance by phishtails April 29, 2010

Atmospheric absorption theory 

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.

Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.

Atmospheric absorption theory by Leenoy October 24, 2018

Atmospheric Science 

The study of placing air into ones anus and then observing how the farts affect the atmosphere. Also known as the sexual act of Booty Puffing, or sticking medical instruments into the booty until a fart causes them all to melt and the resulting fumes are enhaled by the sexual partner, giving them strong hallucinations of giant butterflies.

Person 1: I'm so excited to become an atmospheric science major!
Person 2: Well if you enjoy placing instruments into your anus than that's just the field for you!

Atmospheric Science by jtthunder June 5, 2013