The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!
by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015
Aster is the prettiest girl every exist in any universe and she belongs to me. My baby is on urban dictionary now omg
SHE BELONGS TO ONLY ME
FUCK OFF SIMPS
SHE BELONGS TO ONLY ME
FUCK OFF SIMPS
"Aster light me up at my lowest"
by simp for aster June 27, 2022
An amazing person who is not only stunning but means the world to anyone in his life. Especially his significant other. Get you an Aster then again he’s only one of a kind.
by Aster’s No. 1 Fan July 29, 2022
Aster husband of Paul McCartney, roblox user and sketchers united user
Likes: tits
Dislikes: sketchers united and gays
Likes: tits
Dislikes: sketchers united and gays
by Asterthemethie January 16, 2022
The girl is always there, but everyone forgets. She's late to everything, even her own birth. Even though she's always late she never gets in trouble. She knows your name, but doesn't want to talk to you. After reading this you'll probably remember you know an Aster and then forget about her. She's worth knowing but you don't want to know her. So just keep ignoring her constant attempts to befriend you.
by Fargus QUatntell May 24, 2023
The word Aster derives from the ancient Greek, the name is common in bedtime stories. In the stories they speak of a man by the name of Terdorius Assus which was famous in the eastern kingdom for his height as well as his awfully smelly breath.
Terdorius Assus CDXX was also a Roman emperor which was known for destroying the previously very advanced sewer system in Rome after making a giant terd, it is said that this was the beginning of the end for the Roman Empire.
These days the word is used on the street by less intelligent beings and youngsters for ejecting terd from your ass. Therefore the famous phrase "Yo BigDawg Imma bout to go take an As(S)ter(d).
The pronunciation difference itself from different dialects but is generally pronounced "AssTerd" with weight on the A , s , s , t , e , r , d.
Terdorius Assus CDXX was also a Roman emperor which was known for destroying the previously very advanced sewer system in Rome after making a giant terd, it is said that this was the beginning of the end for the Roman Empire.
These days the word is used on the street by less intelligent beings and youngsters for ejecting terd from your ass. Therefore the famous phrase "Yo BigDawg Imma bout to go take an As(S)ter(d).
The pronunciation difference itself from different dialects but is generally pronounced "AssTerd" with weight on the A , s , s , t , e , r , d.
"Bro I just took the biggest Aster"
"Mah man, he is a complete Aster"
"Fuckin hell you smelly Aster"
"Mah man, he is a complete Aster"
"Fuckin hell you smelly Aster"
by Prastlol April 10, 2020