Assmilage 

How many times you’ve had sex with the same girl before you need a new one.

“Hey man what’s your girls assmilage?”
“Yo, Nicky you have a low assmilage.”

Assmilage by Enny Cain November 10, 2018

assimilatex 

A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.

You will be assimilatex.

assimilatex by Polymathink February 3, 2010

you will be assimilated 

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

you will be assimilated by TokJK September 8, 2006

Assimilate 

1. To gather ideas in order to understand a subject.

2. To tie a subject to a multitude of other ideas and references.

I showed a kid a cup and a picture of two girls playing. And he began to assimilate.

Assimilate by Sp00per February 20, 2018

assmageddon 

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

assmageddon by Glimmer December 23, 2018

assmidget 

A complete and total asshole - similar to the definition of asshat.

That guy was such an assmidget for not letting us bring our chairs into the concert lawn area

assmidget by BatgirlWSB August 11, 2008

Assimilate 

Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.

1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.

Assimilate by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020