The worst type of person. A person who is basically scared, small, unintelligent, unable to articulate a coherent thought, unable to write a coherence sentence. A person who is ignored in every conversation so shows up to public meetings with captive audiences where no one can shut him up and talk endlessly in a rural drawl that is fundamentally unintelligible. A person who has wasted his life by being bitter, hopeless, unloving, withholding, selfish, unskilled, mean, petty, and unfaithful. A person who advises a student council group and steals its money to give his son DJ equipment so that his son can use the equipment unethically for his own DJ business. A person who uses public money to purchase popcorn and cotton candy machines that he uses for his own profit. A person who has a duty to protect children as a teacher but instead chokes them into unconsciousness if they are Mexican. A person who thinks that, even with everything they have done in this life that is illegal, unethical, and wrong, thinks that his ‘one true religion’ allows him to escape the consequences of his actions and his personality. A person who hides behind anonymous gossip flyers distributed to employees in order to discredit employees of a school district, even if it hurts kids, to get what he wants politically. A person who hurts kids and embarrasses them in public meetings because he thinks it will get him what he wants. A person who is an asshole.
Vernon: I am going to choke the shit out of that student becuase he is a Mexican.
Frank: Don't be such an asshole, Vernon. That is totally uncool.
Frank: Don't be such an asshole, Vernon. That is totally uncool.
by Law on my side April 25, 2008
1.The slang term for the opening at the end of the digestive tract.
2. A person that causes extreme irritability through their actions. Also used as a derogatory word.
2. A person that causes extreme irritability through their actions. Also used as a derogatory word.
Ex. 1. His asshole really hurts.
Ex. 2. That teacher gave me a shitload of homework, what an asshole.
Ex. 2. That teacher gave me a shitload of homework, what an asshole.
by Sancho2523 March 9, 2006
Most motor vehicle operators, especially if they are driving too fast; driving too slow; talking on a cellphone; playing a stereo with too much bass OR driving a vehicle with billowing clouds of smoke. In fact, they may not be driving the vehicle at all, they could simply be the owner of a vehicle with an active alarm siren. Late at night, that would be a FUCKING ASSHOLE, the worst kind.
by Typical User September 7, 2006
by Jeanine Albert September 28, 2007
The worst type of person. Someone who seriously needs their ass kicked big time or get tortured by getting skinned alive. These types of people seriously don't deserve to breathe our precious air. They are people who waste space on this Earth and it is a privelage for them to even exist on this planet. They are disgusting, self centred, evil, mean, selfish, fucktards, exploiters....too much to list. They love to bad mouth people who are more superior than they are. A lot of people like following these types of people because "assholes" is like a disease. It is more contagious then SARS and one "asshole" can accumulate into thirty assholes.
1. Peter from Steveston Secondary is a total asshole.
2. My Science teacher is a asshole.
3. Pretty much everyone in this fucking planet is an asshole.
2. My Science teacher is a asshole.
3. Pretty much everyone in this fucking planet is an asshole.
by Thomas Huang March 14, 2007
One that refuses to accept the world around them.
From 'Thinner' By Stephen King
(writting as Richard Bachman)
From 'Thinner' By Stephen King
(writting as Richard Bachman)
Politicians are such assholes.
by Scruffy April 5, 2005
An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010