asshole crumbs 

Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.

After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.

asshole crumbs by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017

asshole crumbs 

Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.

After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.

asshole crumbs by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017

asshole crumble 

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

asshole crumble by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010