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Ass Vomit 

The act of expelling waste similar in color and consistency to vomit, though expelled through the rectum rather than the mouth. It may be accompanied by sounds similar to those made while vomiting as well. See throwing down
Anne: "Tommy, what did I tell you about throwing up on the carpet?"
Tommy: "Relax, mom, it's just ass vomit."
Ass Vomit by Mace Decade January 8, 2009
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ass vomit 

(n.) a large volume of matter ejected from the anus with the consistency of regurgitated food. It is usually the result of eating ethnic food or viral infections in the digestive system.

(.v) to expel such matter from the anus.
He came back from Taco Bell and left ass vomit all over my toilet seat!
ass vomit by HU 2010 January 30, 2008

ass vomit 

Diarhhea
He had a bad ass vomit.
ass vomit by Taco Wallace August 22, 2003

Political Ass Vomit 

The excrement expelled each time any member of the U.S. Congress opens their mouth.
Unfortunately, I was watching CSPAN all day. What a waste of time. Nothing more than Political Ass Vomit.
Political Ass Vomit by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Vomit-ass 

Terrible, wretched, nasty and disgusting.
Marty: There comes Lucy with her vomit-ass shoes.
Thomas: Yea, those ass-made slippers look crappy af
Vomit-ass by Maxicat0 March 1, 2023

Vomit Ass 

To be known as such that secretes even the most vile concoctions of putrid slime

Ex. Mike G, Butt Puke, An ignorant person or situation.
That guy is vomit ass”

“You’re worse than vomit ass”

“You’re literally causing vomit ass”
Vomit Ass by Tyrant Spice January 22, 2022

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick 

All I really want...
Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?
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