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ass stain 

Someone who is a skid mark on society, dumb and incoherent. Usually when drunk does the real perpetrator of this crime come out.
Nate, " Man was kolt fucked up tonight."
Mike " Yeah he was acting like a real ass stain."
ass stain by timmy johnston April 7, 2007
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ass stain 

doesn't exist, if you mean "shit stain" or "turd/poop stain" it makes sense but your ass physically does not stain, if you use this word you're a moron.
"Damn I got an ass stain dude"
"You mean shit stain you idiot"
ass stain by Carlbrad05 February 28, 2017

Ass stain 

A stain normally left on tighty whities after you take a poop wipe then do some sort of exercise and light brown marks show up!
Patrick was running in his tighty whities again when he took them off there was an ass stain in them
Ass stain by B-rad m May 2, 2008

Hot Ass Troll Stain 

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot
God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain

stained glass ass 

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.
No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.
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