ass salt

Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.

Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt

by lolwut2 October 18, 2012

Ass Salt Rifle

A nickname given to the MA5b and MA5c Assault Rifles in the Halo series due to its lack of usefulness. Seriously it's like a fucking Nerf gun.

1337gam3r1: Jeffy quit using the ass salt rifle and pick up a DMR! Look at ur K/D
Jeffy197: But its good!
CheeterPeter22: I'll hack you!

by BoredKid1911 June 29, 2011

bomb ass salt

pure, long lasting, slow burning, crystal clear, meth that is recieved in the form of shards in generous amounts, and is also delivered

man, that is some bomb ass salt, i've been on one for days and i still got some left. whered that shit come from? damn, cause one hit and oooo, that is some bomb ass salt.

by melanie mueller August 26, 2006

salty ass nigga

A nigga that's jealous and can't get what he wants and/or a person who just got dissed.

Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't.
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!

by theeloyalkid123 April 29, 2014

salty ass dog

The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!

Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!

by Devon Null July 11, 2006

Salty Ass Juice

1. Butthole Fucking Juice

2.A tasty treat for whores!

(Kelly Wells to Sasha Knox)

"C'mon lick that salty ass juice, that's a tasty treat for whores, you should feel fuckin' privileged!"

by colombed mooyay January 19, 2008

salty ass

Salty Ass

Noun

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1. When the ass is saltier than a seafarer's puckered bum, abraised by the briny winds, it may be described as such
2. Someone who has breached a threshold of being just too damn salty.

Aw, come on man, I didn't mean to pour balsamic vinegar in your cornflakes! Get your salty ass up and quit moping.

by J~Egg January 8, 2015