ass gravy 

When you eat out or lick someones ass.

Before going to town on Jenny, Tom had him some ass gravy.

Im going to go home and have me a big bowl of ass gravy.

ass gravy by xgxrockx December 23, 2009

Ass Gravy 

When, after eating, an individual has an abnormal increase in the frequency and liquidity of your stools, or simply Diarrhea. Diarrhea is most commonly caused by eating dairy products or other offending foods. Some of the symptoms are bloating, gas, cramps, loose stools. Ass Gravy!!!

"Ohhh, Son of a bitch, that burrito gave me Ass Gravy"

Ass Gravy by Peackle April 26, 2006

Ass Gravy 

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.

Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.

Ass Gravy by Michael December 11, 2003

Ass Gravy 

Consisting of fully and partially digested Fecal material, can be of watery
consistency. Found within the rectum and on the anus if one is not up to par with personal cleansing. Ass gravy can also be found in sewage pipes as a smelly gray residue.

Can be used as a pick up line, for example:

Hey baby, mind if i stir your ass gravy?

In a sentence:

I fixed the toilet and got ass gravy all over my hands!

Ass Gravy by bierhaus April 7, 2009

Ass Gravy 

Resultant of a hard days work, when one unfortunately has Bumhole Toffee and has been sweating due to the extreme heat, the Bumhole Toffee liquifies to an extent and oozes like gravy around the nipsy.

Man "Sorry about the awful smell dear, my Bumhole Toffee has melted 'coz of all the work i've been doing today."
Woman "So you have Ass Gravy, you disgusting sod!"

Ass Gravy by nanaki13 June 26, 2009

Ass Gravy 

Ass Gravy is the liquid shit that shoots outta your ass after a nice Mexican (or any foreign or unsettling) feast. Most people can feel when its gonna be Ass Gravy or regular fecies.

Symptoms are:
Bubble Guts, Weird stomach cramps, and an abnormal amount of stinky ass funk.

Ass Gravy is mostly diarhea with an occasional Turd nugget.

That new resteraunt did not settle well with me, the stinky "ASS GRAVY" keeps comin.

Ass Gravy by WH1TE J3SUS December 2, 2011

Ass Gravy 

Noun: liquid diarrhea

Verb: The act of shiting liquid diarrhea

Adj.: something so bad it it reminds you of liquid diarrhea

dude the bathroom smells cause there is Ass Gravy in the toilet

dude i just took a major Ass Gravy it smells so bad

dude that party was such Ass Gravy it sucked so much

Ass Gravy by MDM31696 March 26, 2011